travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst





Time to get the bikes, skateboards, and roller blades out.

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

Time to get the bikes, skateboards, and roller blades out.
What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

flashadalwolf:

thebulkinator:

my-dear-psychopath:

These are probably the best things ever.

EVER.

IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS

he is so many things 

flashadalwolf:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

i love these 

This is me n the mr

pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…

This is perfection

marauders4evr:

Halloween just wouldn’t be the same without Tim Burton

(From top to bottom: Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, Dark Shadows, Frankenweenie)

littlelimpstiff14u2:

The Intricate and Beautiful Paper Cutting Art of Maude White

Maude White is a paper cutting artist living in Buffalo, NY. She loves the great strength, yet delicacy of paper. Her work is done on the macro as well as the micro level. Every cut is exact and meaningful. She enjoys playing with positive and negative space to create fantastic scenes and stories. She considers herself a craftsperson and has a deep respect for the paper she transforms. In pursuing her work, she hopes to make visible to others the immense world of possibilities that every piece of paper holds.

Maude White: Birds I’ve Been

September 5th-October 25th, 2014
Opening September 5th, 2014 6-9pm

White’s show is the fourth in the 12 x 14 series at WNYBAC, which features 5 artists over the course of twelve months; Maude will also host a free collaborative event that will give insight into her process on Saturday September 20th, 2014 from 12-5pm.

”When I cut paper, I feel as if I am peeling back the outer, superficial layer of our vision to reveal the secret space beneath. With paper cutting there are so many opportunities to create negative space that tells its own story. Letting the observer become present in the piece allows him or her to look through it. I like the idea of the stark contrast between the black and white paper, and the cut nature of the work makes my art more three-dimensional than paint on canvas. ”

Is there another material that could be substituted for foamys when making follow me eyes, or another way to make follow me eyes without putting the eyes halfway in the eyeholes?

fursuit-tutorials:

Hmm I’m not an expert when it comes to follow me toony eyes. For that I would say no. You need the deepth for the follow me effect. But maybe some of my followers have other tips for you^^

For toony follow eyes you definitely need them set into the head. It’s the only way to successfully get the following effect.
You should NEVER use foamies for any style of eyes though!!
They’ll degrade and rip over time. Use plastic sheets. For follow eyes use plastic sheets that are on the thin side so they can bend to the curvature you need.