Baby: d- d-
Dad: Daddy?
Baby: Digimon digital monsters digimon are the champions

lilaira:

motok-wolf:

why  :c

This is perfection.

thoughtsfromtherabbithole:

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Work is being mad stupid with the new stand. I got called out twice, would have been 3 times if I hadn’t already switched with someone. And even then it was a huge labyrinth finding out if I worked that day or not.
When they eventually finally get it going everything will settle down again.
Remember that you’re working with people who are very disorganized.
If nothing rocks the boat then the boat is extremely pleasant, lols.

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

sigsauer-ist:

fucking legit

Puffshirt, by merystic</a

Burrowing.

romozian:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

We have to go back!!!

romozian:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

We have to go back!!!

tabloo:

spacefaeries:

patchwork-indigo:

Neopets is a great way to teach kids how to earn and manage money.

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that will be 39.4 million dollars, please.

just like art school

roidyraw:

As soon as I learned Nicki Minaj voiced Sugilite, I had to